Eaten Today:

I’m getting too lazy to type out that long title. Anyway, here’s today:

2 Cups of Tea

2 Cups of Apple Juice

Some kind of Pumpkin Pastry

Lots of Cookies

Pan-seared Chicken, Grape Tomatoes, and a side of Coleslaw thanks to my roommate

Beef Jerky

Potato Chips

3 pieces of Peanut Mochi at like 135 calories a piece

A Salad with what they consider is Thousand Island Dressing here

It’s ridiculous how many calories are packed into this mochi thing. It’s like the size of my thumb so it’s a meager snack.

Tags: food

Class Cutter Extraordinaire

So I was feeling like total crap last Thursday and didn’t go to class. To be extra sure I wouldn’t worsen my condition even though I was feeling better, I didn’t go to class on Friday. I didn’t feel too bad about those days because I had a legit reason.

And then Monday came around and I was ready to go to class. Until it hit like 6 AM and I still wasn’t asleep yet. I was lying there awake and was thinking…I don’t think I’m going to make it to class if I fall asleep now. I fell asleep and didn’t make it to class.

What happened Tuesday? I literally woke up at 12….The time my classes are over at. So that was a bust. Wednesday? I just didn’t go because I don’t like my reading class. And I had already missed the first part of the class on Tuesday because I was dead asleep.

And today, I think is the first day I genuinely feel bad about not going to class. I set my alarm for 7:45 AM. I went to sleep pretty late because my roommate and I were having a chat. I don’t I remember a lot because I was already kind of half asleep. But anyway, my alarm went off and I have clearly forgotten what it sounds like. I turned it off automatically and fall back asleep. It’s a dangerous habit I’ve developed. And then a few minutes later I hear my roommate getting ready for class. At this point, I would have been late anyway so I just thought that I’d wait until she was done.

I apparently fell back asleep and woke up 3 hours later. I’m feeling pretty terrible about myself. Ugh. It doesn’t help that I don’t want to go to school tomorrow either. It’s weird to go back to school on a Friday after a long break just to take another break right afterwards.

Tags: class

Yesterday’s Consumed Foods:

A Mandarin Orange

A Navel Orange?

Curry, Pork, Rice, Sushi

Pineapple Pie and Orange Drink from McD’s

A wheat cookie

Almond cookies

Peanut cookies

Peanut Mochi

Apple Juice

Tea

Coffee

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Today’s Consumed Foods:

Okay….So I’ve been terrible at keeping up with posts but I totes have a legit excuse. Too lazy to type it out but it was one of the worst end of the weeks ever.

Some Chinese Beef Jerky?

Potato Chips

Instant Noodles

2 Cups of Coffee

Apple Juice

2 Snicker’s Bars

Some Coke

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Ranch Doritos in Chinese:

多力多滋 
duōlìduōzī
Doritos
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农场风味
nóngchǎngfēngwèi
Ranch Flavored

Today’s Consumed Foods:

A sesame cookie

A chocolate covered wafer

Instant Noodles cooked with two eggs

A can of Coke

Two sips of some weird yogurt thing mixed with Strawberries my roommate gave me

Half an ear of corn

A bag of Lay’s Potato Chips

A bag of Shrimp Chips

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I need junk food I’m used to. I’m sitting on my bed being depressed because I don’t even have the funds to afford buying junk food I don’t even want to really eat but am forced to because I have no other options to feed my addiction. I just want a bag of Ranch Doritos. It’s all I want. I would ask Santa to bring me a bag of Ranch Doritos but does he speak Chinese here? I don’t even know how to say Ranch Doritos.

How do people give up junk food? I feel like my relationship with snacks will be a lifetime affair. I will try to eat healthier but I don’t know that I will ever give up eating chips and cakes and candy and ice cream. I love you so, so much.

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Chinese Lesson:

So…Apparently I’ve been saying french fries, in Chinese, wrong ever since I’ve learned the word about two and a half years ago. Here is how you say it:

薯条

shǔtiáo

potato string

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And what have I been saying all this time? Look below:

书条

shūtiáo

book string

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What does that even mean? Book string? Book condition? Book clause? 条 has more than one meaning but in this case, it can be taken as string. 

Thank goodness those customer service personnel knew what I was talking about and put two and two together. 

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X: Hi, what would you like?

Me: An order of book strings please.

X: Alrighty. Coming right up!

Me: UGH!!! What is this? This tastes like…Deep friend pieces of string from a book! Disgusting!

X: It’s what you ordered!

I am soo classy. I never cease to amaze myself. I was eating a Snicker’s bar because I got too impatient waiting for my noodles. Okay…I ate like two packets of cookies before that too. But three minutes is a REALLY long time when you’re hungry.

Anyway, I finished the Snicker’s and I got up to get my noodles when I saw a dot on my leg and at first I thought it was a bug but then I was like…A scab? What the heck did I bump into? And then I touched it and it was a piece of chocolate. The remnants of what was slash used to be my Snicker’s bar.

Tags: classy food

I’m not getting even the least amount of exercise or anything, unless you count me running down the stairs to get my food.

For a really late dinner, at like 9 at night, I had my fast food dinner delivered. I also got yelled at by the delivery guy because I forgot I turned off the sound on my phone. 

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